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I had an experience last night working a bachelor party that was completely not worth my time. The guy who owns the company (who drives a Lexus F64 and touts around pictures of him and his jet, sent out fake pictures to the guys who were expecting completely different girls.) The girl who I worked with blamed it on my “presentation.” I’ve worked in this industry for 8 years- I know what I’m doing. The whole way back she talked about how close she was with the owner of this business gone sideways. What happened to solidarity, girls? Why are we so horrible to other providers? Anyway, I’m linking this ridiculous, unprofessional company that wasted six hours of my time last night. I’ll link their website later.
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holy cleavage! obviously, this website is a work in progress. but I’m a’ working on it, it’s august 31st, and my goal is to have 75% of it done by November 1st. and this isn’t just going to be some basic website to book a provider (although I will have a section where you can pay me very little to create a website like that- I’m all for solidarity and us helping each other)- this website is going to be a digital paradise- for me, for you, and for other providers. i have been in the SW industry for eight long years, enough to know how to navigate through one of the most frowned upon, yet one of the most interesting professions you can have. and with a bachelors of science in visual communications (now working on my MFA in sustainable design) I’ve got the knowledge to turn this into something great. or at least, I’d like to think so.
until then.
luv, lyssa XO
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LANDING
MEET LYSSA LUV
I AM LYSSA LUV AND WELCOME TO MY DIGITAL PARADISE. Looking for a stunning blonde with curves in all the right places, a dazzling smile, some actual brains, and a little humor to put it all together?
Well, not to be conceited, but that’s me—Lyssa. I can turn heads with just a glance, but stick around, and you’ll discover a woman who’s charming, playful, and unforgettable. My goal? To make you smile, thrill you, and leave you wanting more. To make an influence on the internet and tell the thrilling story that is my life. 💋
I’m from Minneapolis and occasionally travel, mostly to Houston to visit family- but my most recent vacation was Costa Rica. I’m a sustainable design major at the prestigious Minneapolis College of Art and Design, and a pure storyteller and artist at heart. Navigate through my site and you'll get to know- and see much, much more.
LINKS
LOOKBOOK
free photos, content, themed image sets
LISTINGS
find me on every social media site you'll cum across
BOOK ME
it's a process- but for the right amount of money, and the right guy/girl- we can meet in person
LIVE STREAM
catch me on my webcam- or schedule a video chat
LOVE LETTERS
reviews from some of my favorite clients
LOOT
buy LYSSA LUV themed merch
LUV CLUB
subscribe to a variety of online services I offer
<my story
LITTLEHOOD- where I came from. my modeling & pageant history
DESIGN- the other way I make my livelihood





